These Kids Drew Some Pretty Wild Pictures And Accidentally Revealed Their Parents’ Secrets

They say give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll eat everyday. Well, the same thing can be said for kids. Give them a story, and they’ll share it with everyone they know. Teach them how to draw a properly label mom and dad, and they’ll take that story and draw an epic tale that will probably shock their kindergarten classroom.

I think that’s how the saying goes. Anyway, these kids showed that their imagination knows no bounds when they perfectly illustrated their parents dirty laundry for us all to laugh at.


When asked what mom should do less of, many kids might say that they think mom should do away with punishments or that they should talk on the phone less. However, this kid suggests that mom should drink less wine. That probably means she’s seen her mom indulging quite a bit, so she might want to take her kid’s advice.

At least her kid still drew her looking nice in a cute pink dress surrounded with hearts and pretty colors. This mom might want her kid to reveal a little less of her “wine nights” when she’s at school!

Ellen Lover

Here is another assignment in which the child had to talk about their parent and describe what they do in their life. Most kids would probably write about their mom the doctor or their dad the mechanic, however, in this case the child talked a little bit more about leisure time.

This kiddo said their mom sits around watching Ellenall day. While this is pretty hilarious, we’re sure that even if mom stays at home she does a little bit more than sitting around in front of the TV. Then again, who can help themselves when it comes to Ellen?

Rock ‘Em Sock’ Em Parents

This drawing seems to be done on one of those kid menus they give you at restaurants to occupy the youngsters while you wait for your order. The drawing left behind for the waitress to find is pretty funny. This kid drew a wrestling ring complete with a WWE sign.

Then, the kid made sure to label the two stick figures as their mom and dad. Clearly, Mom and Dad were not having the best dinner and were probably arguing a good bit. Through the eyes of a child, it might have seemed as though they were in their very own wrestling match. Either that or the kid is a huge fan of wrestling.

C’mon Mom

Wow, if this kid was willing to write a note to their mom asking her to please stop burping poop on their bed, it must have really gotten out of hand. What’s even better, was that this note might have been left at The Carolina Inn for some unsuspecting housekeeper to stumble upon.

Although it’s clearly written by a child, you can’t help but wonder what happened that made them actually write this note, because it probably didn’t just come from nowhere. We just hope that the mom has stopped her antics for the sake of her children.

The Taking Boy

When we look at this picture, we can’t totally figure out what is actually going on here. Is the artist the “taking boy” who feels alienated from his family or is he Julian and the taking boy is just a strange entity that haunts his family and takes things from them.

Either way, this picture is a little upsetting however you look at it and we hope that the artist is getting the help that they probably need. Chances are, this fell into the hands of a teacher or a parent so it could be handled accordingly.

The Mom Fake Out

Like the previous card which started out super sweet and aww-worthy, this one also took a savage turn. “Thank you, mom, for being wonderful, caring… and for not making your meatloaf anymore.” Mom’s cooking must have been pretty horrible for it to be the subject of a card.

On second thought, this card seems like it might have been made by a sneaky teenager. Either that or this young kid really hates meatloaf. Oh well, we’re sure that this mom was delighted to get a card no matter the occasion. At least her kid did recognize that she is also wonderful and caring!

A Little Too Honest

Most moms might indulge in a glass of wine in order to unwind from the stresses of a long week. This mom might partake in the activity a bit more frequently, as it is definitely something that her child has noticed. Much to this particular mom’s horror, their child decided to share their mom’s love of wine with the entire class.

Luckily for the mom, we’re sure that if anyone will understand this it’s definitely a teacher. At least it will be a funny memory to look back on one day and we’re sure it was a pretty funny moment for the teacher as well.

Mom Transformation

There is really no better way to get called out than by your children who see you at your worst and your best. Sometimes, it’s easy to forget that little eyes are watching you and yet they always are. This photo is one hilarious example of that.

The mom’s transformation is particularly well documented. From how mom looks when she wakes up in total disarray with wide eyes and crazy hair to her “going out look” complete with red lipstick, eyelashes and pink high heels – this kid nailed it! We think this tiny critic might have a future in comedy one day.

All About Dad

For this drawing, a little kid is taking part in one of those “all about dad or mom” assignments. In this case, dad is the issue at hand. For the part of the assignment that describes what dad does for a living, this kid says he is simply an “employee” which is a pretty hilarious yet apt response.

And for what dad enjoys doing, the answer is equally funny – “drinking”. But when your kid thinks that’s all you enjoy doing you might want to question whether you are taking part in drinking a little bit too much!

Chubby Problem

Here we have one of those early elementary exercises where a child is learning how to compose complete sentences. While there was probably some context missing here, the kiddo filling out their homework took it upon themselves to give a creative and honest answer.

When answering the question, “Who ate the most at the picnic?” the child answered, “My dad. He is chubby. He has a problem.” Ouch, well that’s one way to address a burgeoning weight problem, although the father in this equation would have probably preferred it not be addressed to his child’s teacher and class. If you can count on little ones for anything it is definitely the brutal truth.

The Fart Files

This one again comes from the “fart files” and instead of the typical dad, this kid has drawn their mom totally letting one loose. Moms are typically a little bit more touchy about their farts so she was probably none too pleased about being drawn this way.

Let’s hope this wasn’t one of those assignments that teachers end up posting on the wall outside the classroom. That might be a little more humiliating than the teacher alone seeing it, however, it would definitely give the rest of the school — especially all the other parents — a laugh.

The Mommy-Daddy Difference

Evan created a beautiful drawing and of his mommy and daddy for his elementary school class. Can you spot the difference? Oh yes, of course, it’s that mommy has a cloud of “love” next to her while her dad has a different kind of gaseous cloud.

You guessed it — another dad fart joke. Apparently, there is just something about dads and farts that go hand in hand. In any given household, it seems to be a common experience that fathers are always the most flatulent of them all. The teacher also responded by putting a pretty funny sticker on the paper which simply reads, “Wow!”

World’s Greatest … Farter!?

Aw, how sweet. This little innocent child decided to make a card for his father that reads “World’s greatest father!” Oh, wait, he crossed out father and wrote “farter” instead. This is actually the perfect joke for dads, the world’s biggest connoisseurs of fart jokes.

Even better is the tiny illustration which seems to show some kind of poisonous gaseous cloud along with a skull and crossbones poison symbol in the middle of it. Perhaps the kid who wrote this is on their way to one day become a dad joke master. If that’s the case, he’s definitely off to a fantastic start.

The Evil Mom

Let’s hope this one wasn’t turned in to school because it would definitely raise some eyebrows. First, the child depicted an “evil snake” and it seems to have eaten an “evil mom”. The Evil Mom is then saying, “I don’t like people!” Yikes!

This little kid was definitely none too happy with their mom when they went about drawing this picture. Perhaps this kiddo wanted a pet snake and mom said no. Whatever the case, we hope that they got over their idea of having an “evil mom” at least before they need to turn in another art project to class!

My Dad Is Eight

Here’s another one that isn’t exactly a drawing and yet is still so hilarious. Teachers often have little ones complete these forms because their answers are always funny. For instance, this girl thinks that her dad is “8 years old”, his favorite food is beer, he is funny when he farts and the two love to go to the dollar store together.

Sounds like this little girl has a pretty good eye on her daddy and he undoubtedly got a huge kick out of it when she brought it home. Let’s hope they framed this one because it will be cute to look back on for years to come.

Mommy Role Model

This kid drawing got a lot of traction across the Internet when it first went viral several years ago. While the child seems to depict the mom on a pole with people giving her money, the original person who posted it years ago actually said that they work at Home Depot.

Apparently, the drawing is depicting the mom carrying some kind of tool (shovel, perhaps?) and people are spending their money at the store. Well, that was the “story” anyway. We bet the teacher who got this drawing had quite the laugh at this poor mom’s expense!

My Most Interesting Person…

This child had an assignment to write about the most interesting person in their life. It’s not unusual for kids to usually pick one of their parents and it might even be hard for them to choose just one. However, that is not the case with this kid. He savagely picked his dad over his mom “because she’s more like a regular mom”.

They actually took the time to write why they chose their dad over their mom which we don’t think was part of the assignment. Hopefully, their parents aren’t jealous people, because this could lead to a household controversy.

School Lunches Aren’t Up To Snuff

What we have here is a smart kid. They know that maybe they won’t get what they want in their lunch every day just by asking their parents, so they have to hint it at their teacher.

If the teacher thinks that all they eat at lunch are stale Cheetos, then maybe the teacher will talk to the parent about the quality of their child’s lunches. This is a calculated maneuver on this kid’s part and you really do have to respect the effort. This kid very well might rule the world one day.

Understand This Day

This son refuses to be a side thought, especially when it comes to father and son day. It looks like this dad may have forgotten about this special day, and ended up sleeping a little longer than his son would have liked. So the kid decided that a nice semi-threatening note would help to remind him.

He even added illustrations in order to really drive the idea home. We hope the dad didn’t mess up the next father and son day because things might get messy.

No Crybabies In This Family

If you’re a teacher and you don’t want to receive answers like this then don’t assign them. Kids have no problem being brutally honest and half of the time they don’t even know when they are. Although this may be funny to us, it’s probably one hundred percent true.

It’s not that hard to picture most parents saying “suck it up” to their kids when they’re overreacting and maybe it works out quite well. We can also probably guarantee that this kid is also telling their classmates to suck it up out on the playground because that’s how they roll.

Frankie The Freeloader

Poor Frankie, chances that he doesn’t just know what a freeloader is and that somebody has probably called one more than once. There is an even greater chance that it was one of Frankie’s parents. Granted, they probably don’t mean it in an insulting way because by the looks of it, Frankie is in kindergarten.

We’re not sure what kind of assignment this even is because we don’t know too many kids this little that have to do chores to earn an allowance. Keep your chin up though, Frankie.

You Go, Dad!

If this isn’t embarrassing for this kid’s father, then nothing probably is. Luckily, the kid has absolutely no idea what is going on which is what makes this funny more than anything. The real question here is why did this kid make this note and drawing because it seems like a very random thing to create otherwise.

Maybe they just needed to express themselves artistically to try and cope with this unusual circumstance in their life. maybe their dad found it and ill start to tone it down for the sake of his kid.

Wow Miss Mac

it looks like Miss mac must be doing something right if her students want her to look after them in the case that their own parents die. If anything, it sounds like they are hoping that their mom dies so that Miss Mac can help to fill the void of their lost mother.

Hopefully, Nina’s mom never actually saw this because this would be heartbreaking for any parent to see. Miss Mac should probably talk to Nina and let her know that she won’t be replacing her real mother anytime soon.

Pretty Dark

We guess we’ll never know what this little boy and his father do in their free time, but we certainly hope that it’s nothing related to dancing on his dead mother’s grave. Even if this isn’t the case and the mother is alive and well, maybe there’s something going on at home that’s leading to these rather strange thoughts.

We’re just going to hope that maybe he saw something he shouldn’t have in a movie and doesn’t fully know what it even means. It’s either that or maybe he really does dance on his mothers grave, which would be a little dark.

Who Do You Live With?

Although this is a child’s drawing which could represent a variety of things, it’s still just a little bit creepy. You can never fully tell if a kid is just using their imagination, or if they are being serious.

Considering that the person in the top left looks very similar to Jack Skelington from The Nightmare Before Christmas, we’re going to assume that this is just a kid having fun while drawing a picture. Because if it isn’t somebody might need to go and check in on this kid and their living situation.

Poor Mommy

While everything might seem like it’s all sunshine lollipops and rainbows for this little girl, clearly not everything is alright at home. While the point of the story might be for this little girl to express her deep love for pudding, in reality, it tells the very real story about a possibly failing marriage.

We’re just glad that the girl hasn’t figured that part out yet and her mom just keeps on giving her the pudding that she loves. Maybe her dad will even come home from dinner tonight and everything will be better.

Domestic Disturbance

By the looks of this picture, this child’s parents are having some pretty serious issues with their relationship. Although sometimes you might be able to learn about a child’s life at home from their pictures, this one paints a very obvious picture.

Hopefully the mom never actually either tried or succeeded in hitting the dad with her car, but you never know. Considering the smile on the mom’s face it looks like she took some serious pleasure in it. Who knows, maybe this is all one big joke and the kid is trying to get their parents in trouble.

This Is The Life!

Everything aside, you have to admit that everything going on in this picture is hilarious. The artist looks barely old enough to spell and they are already preaching their personal thoughts and beliefs about marriage.

However, it might also show how their parent’s relationship is if they’re already swearing off of it before they have ever even been in a relationship. We have to admit though, that stick figure does look like one happy stick figure living the single life. Maybe this kid is on to something.


You know that it’s bad when your own child knows that their mother’s favorite drink is vodka. They must be throwing that word around a lot for it to stick in the mind of a little kid. It’s also interesting that their mom laughs when they run into the wall.

Maybe she’s had a few vodkas before that which makes anything funny. But it’s okay the kid doesn’t seem to mind since their favorite thing to do is hug her and she cooks good chili. Maybe the mom will lay off the vodka and make some of her signature chili tonight.


Wow, this kid really didn’t hold back when it comes to talking about their mom. From her sub-par cooking skills to accusing her of stealing their money, they really left no stone unturned. They even blamed the time they were sick on her cooking which might just be crossing the line.

We also wonder how much money this kid has that she can actually even steal. However, after berating her with insults, they wrap up the note by saying how much they love her despite all of her flaws. That’s still pretty sweet, right?

Thank You For Not Leaving Me In A Box

We are also extremely happy that this kid’s mother didn’t leave them in a box somewhere as well. But this has to beg the question if maybe this was used as a threat before or they’ve actually been left in a box.

Upon seeing this, you very well might just question this mother’s disciplinary tactics because we don’t think that putting your kids inside of a box and leaving them is a very good strategy. It’s also very possible that they think their mother saved them from a box which is why she’s their mom. Kids are crazy sometimes.

A Daddy Skeleton

This child had the assignment to draw the anatomy of a skeleton, and they decided to draw what they call a “daddy skeleton”. Although it’s anatomically a little too correct, maybe it’s time that this dad starts wearing a towel around the house.

We think we can all agree that there comes an age when maybe it’s no longer totally appropriate to treat your house like the Garden of Eden with your little kids anymore. It also looks like this drawing still made the board so we assume that none of the other kids knew what was off about this picture either.

Love You, Mom

Most mothers can agree that there’s nothing sweeter than receiving a handwritten card from your own children. Whether it’s Mother’s Day, Christmas, or their birthday, it’s one of the most personal things you can do to show your affection.

Although these kids may have certainly tried, it’s pretty obvious that they had another message that they wanted to send as well. No other card tells you how someone really feels unless they draw a primitive picture of them giving you the bird. They probably learned it from their own mother…

The Wheels On The Bus…

This kid was supposed to draw an illustration for the song “The Wheels On The Bus”, but we guess they had something else in mind. If you were a teacher and saw this, you’d most likely suspect that there aren’t very strict parental controls over the television or this is a common phrase tossed around at home.

All of that aside, it’s still a pretty good drawing considering the rather scandalous content. Maybe the creator is just a troubled artist and they are in the process of finding their own unique style.

Money Makes The World Go Round

This cute card was created by Shira for her Aunt. In the card she thanks her Aunt, or “Tita,” for always loving her and taking care of her. Shira also says that she knows that her Aunt loves money, which already a pretty hilarious observation for a child.

She continues, “But I have none at this time, SORRY.” Instead, she draws an emoji with money signs for eyes and also some money. Well, you know what they say, it’s the thought that counts. It’s clear that this little girl definitely cares for her beloved Aunt and would surely give her money if she had any at her young age.

It’s Important For Mom To Let Her Hair Down

It seems like a lot of moms these days definitely enjoy imbibing in wine. Here is another from the “wine files”. This kiddo’s class writes down their daily news and what happened in their lives that was important to them.

For this little boy, he got to go play with his friend Lucas but his mom also “got drunk”. Perhaps, she wasn’t actually drunk and just enjoyed a drink or two. It’s even funnier that the teacher responded with “Oh goodness me. It’s important for mom to let her hair down once in a while.” Although there’s a good chance the teacher probably totally relates to mom in this instance.

Facebook Love

Ah yes, a new generational problem: social media. This child created a comic book strip for class and told some interesting truths about their parents. They wrote, “My dad is allergic to Facebook but my mom loves it!” It seems as though many men are not fans of Facebook although their better halves remain plugged into the social media stratosphere.

It’s pretty funny that this little kiddo was already that paying so much attention to mom and dad to make such an astute observation. We can only imagine what social media will be like by the time this little kid is in a marriage of their own.

The Dad Science Project

This child is at the age where they are learning about solids, liquids, and gases in their science class. This might mean they were probably old enough to know better than to make a joke like this but they went for it anyway. Under the “gases” section they decided to depict a photo of their dad passing gas.

Technically, they are right. It would be pretty difficult to figure out what to draw for a gas anyway. Even funnier is that in the background of the drawing is a person, presumably the child who drew this, shouting in displeasure. We wonder if this kid got points for their creative answer.

The Scary Joke

We hope this one is a joke. The caption at least definitely looks as though it was written by an adult. It reads, “Today I had a fun time mom and dad and the cat. Even the demon left us alone this time…” Yikes! Hopefully, this is just someone goofing around and not an actual Poltergeist-like situation.

The “demon” in question actually resembles the scary character from the movie The Babadook, so perhaps it’s just someone’s twisted humor. Either way, imagine if you were a teacher and a child turned this drawing in. Someone’s definitely getting a trip to the school counselor!