Things That Definitely, 100% Wouldn’t Happen To Me, Ever
“So Mom, How Did You Two Meet?”
This is actually something that wouldn’t happen to me. When I text the wrong number it’s either some 67-year-old lady who hasn’t fully figured out how technology works and thinks I’m her grandson or a 50-year-old dad who’s at their kid’s soccer game and feels the need to reply in a weird selfie. It’s never someone I’m actually interested in.