Things That Definitely, 100% Wouldn’t Happen To Me, Ever

“I Said This Was My Stop”

There are two scenarios that could be in play here: first, she could’ve got up late to her stop and the doors closed on her head as she went to get out. Or, the bus could be so busy that this was the only way she could fit on. I’m going with number one, but can we mention how hard it can be to open a bus door? Sometimes those things are more stubborn than a mule.