Things That Definitely, 100% Wouldn’t Happen To Me, Ever

Technology Runs The World

Kids are willing to do anything for their phones. God forbid it breaks and they have to wait a week for it to be fixed — you might as well kill one of their relatives because that’s how much pain it’s going to cause them. Jumping in a sewer seems tame compared to some of the stuff kids will pull just to ensure they get 11 likes on Instagram.