Things That Definitely, 100% Wouldn’t Happen To Me, Ever

Pfft, Ice Cream Is Ice Cream

Look, obviously this ice cream isn’t as bad as everyone is making it out to be because he was able to finish half without noticing. It’s like if you put dog treats in the shape of cookies people will eat them and just think they’re sh** cookies. Dogs are friends, and dog food is (almost) human food.