Things That Definitely, 100% Wouldn’t Happen To Me, Ever

Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard

Clean windows are great and all, but can a sister get a little sticker or something on the window to avoid situations like this? Some windows are so clean these days that they don’t even look like they’re present. For every human that smashes their face and drops their milkshakes, 5 dogs and cats do the same.