These People Overheard The Best Things EVER In Grocery Stores
Okay, so maybe it’s a litttttle bit rude to listen into stranger’s conversations, but we can’t help it if we just overhear it, can we? And when you read these amazing, funny, silly, stupid things that people overheard, you’ll be so glad they did listen in!
Here’s a list we compiled of conversations people heard in grocery stores that’ll make your day!
1. This Person Has It The Right Way Round!
What a great way to put it, I might have to steal that one. Because seriously, please tell me, what is a body without alcohol?
2. This Negative Walmart Experience Came Back Around To Tori’s Advantage!
Amazing story! It just proves that woman was talking rubbish, always follow your dreams! This has got me feeling all ambitious now…
3. Greg’s Lightning Party Sounds Amazing
I wanna go to a lightning party! It’s so great that you can just use any old excuse for a party. Greg getting hit by lightning a year ago is a pretty good excuse though.
4. I WISH I’d Overheard This
Hearing that over a tannoy system would literally be the best moment of my life. I envy the person that got to hear this. LOL.
5. This Is So Adorable
Okay, this guy just set the bar for men everywhere and I’m not settling for anything less than perfect now. My heart has burst.
6. This Conversation Got Serious
Okay, so this is hilarious but I think this girl seriously needs to sort out her priorities.
7. “And That’s Why You Don’t Eat Glue!”
The urge to know why you don’t eat glue is SO strong right now. It could be so many things!
8. Very Good Point
Well, this is a bit awkward. I can’t imagine what this lady’s face looked like as the realisation must have hit her. Ouch!
9. This Guy Has Lost His Patience
“Unless you’re going to turn that flicking into a goddamn broadway song, cut it out” is the sassiest sentence I’ve ever heard and I LOVE IT.
10. He Asked For It
This guy set himself up really. It’s his own fault for mouthing Justin Bieber lyrics in the middle of a party. At least he just accepted it without a retort.
11. *Spits Drink Out*
Could possibly be the best overheard comment ever. The nosy gossiper in me desperately wants to know what happened. I have so many questions that needs answering!
12. This Girl Makes A Very Good Point
This should pretty much always be the response when some guy isn’t messaging back. Every guy can spend ten seconds messaging back.
13. This Is A Great Idea, I’m Stealing It!
Imagine that boost whilst you’re suffering with your time of the month!
14. This Woman Has Alternate Motives For Getting A Starbucks
And it’s a brilliantly petty way to get a jibe at the hubby. I salute you, Starbucks revenge lady!
15. This Is How Everyone Needs To Talk To Pigeons
First off, I think we should all be talking to pigeons on a daily basis. Secondly, that’s essentially what pigeons are, right? And i’d say it’s a compliment too!
16. “No Son, Come Back Here! That’s Not Your Grandma, She Just Looks Like Her!”
The image of this guy racing through Walmart in pursuit of this kid whilst simultaneously shouting that just cracks me up. Genius.
Did you like this list, Acidheads? Got any stories of your own of things you have overheard? Feel free to comment on our Facebook post and let us know! And don’t forget to share this with your family and friends. Peace out for now!
