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Did Mary Lock Up The Boat?

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We’re going to take a shot in the dock and say that this boat is probably the reason why Mary hates its owner. While some wives or girlfriends can be thrilled by their boyfriend’s decision to buy a boat, others… not so much.

Much like a car, some guys can care more about their boat than they do about their significant others. Chances are, whoever owns this boat also probably never lets Mary drive it. We’re not sure why this boat’s locked, but we feel like Mary is behind that.