These Hilarious Boat Names Are Totally Brilliant

Loudest Ship In The Harbor

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Fans of heavy metal are sure to appreciate this boat’s name. More specifically, the font that the name is printed in. Hopefully, the owner of this boat listens to Slayer, or else they might run into trouble with people that actually do.

If they are big fans of Slayer, the chances are that their neighbors on the dock are less than thrilled whenever they start listening to music. Regardless it’s a great play on words, and it’s guaranteed that nobody else thought of this one. Rock on, man.