These Hilarious Boat Names Are Totally Brilliant

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We really like the double meaning behind this boat name. Although the boat is topless and doesn’t have a cover on it, we can also assume that it has a deeper meaning.

Although it may not be as brash as some other boat names, it’s the perfect amount of class with a little bit of sailor crudeness thrown in there. We think that some serious thought into naming this boat and it proves that patience pays off.