These Hilarious Boat Names Are Totally Brilliant

This Guy Drinks

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Although some people might find the name “pour decisions” to be the best part about this boat. What we really appreciate are the martini glasses and shakers that have so eloquently been painted on the back so that people know that they are referring to drinking alcohol.

We still haven’t figured out the glorification of drinking while driving a boat. Because to us, this looks like a good reason to get pulled over for no reason at all.