These Hilarious Boat Names Are Totally Brilliant

Pretty Straightforward

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While we’ve already seen that boat captains love to name their vessels after something alcohol-related, this person got straight to the point. There’s no puns or references here. They just decided to name it “champagne” and call it a day.

They probably only drink champagne on board, and any other types of alcohol aren’t welcome. Maybe they also have boats named “beer,” “whiskey”, and “wine.” People should start naming their boats after types of alcohol more often.