These Hilarious Boat Names Are Totally Brilliant

Owning a boat is a dream for many people. Taking your own boat out on the open water is an awesome experience that you can’t really compare to anything else. It offers the ultimate freedom of leaving behind everything and everyone on land, and being one with the sea. When it comes to naming a boat, the people on this list did it right! Some are clever names describing how they purchased the boat, while others hilariously explain what they do on the boat. Click through and find your favorite, these boat names are pure gold.

Discover the clever name one guy gave his boat to trick everyone, while also not technically lying.

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Everybody look out, looks like there are some new kids on the dock! If you were unaware, there was a boy band in the late 1980s, and early 1990s called New Kids On The Block. They were incredibly successful and undoubtedly popular if someone was willing to name their boat after them, even using the same font.

We hope that the only rule of the boat is that New Kids on the Block has to be playing whenever the boat is in motion. Now that would be dedication.