These Disasters Otherwise Known As Eyebrows Have Us Questioning Everything

Big Bold Spermies

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If you were alive in the ’90s, you know that sperm eyebrows were definitely a thing. You probably even had a pair of your own. Most spermies were pretty thin, though. They were little wispy things with a thicker, rounded bit near the bridge of the nose.

These eyebrows are sperm-shaped, but they’re pretty thick. I’m not sure if that’s better or worse.