Social Media Couples That Literally No One Wants To Be Like

So Many Questions

This toddler is going to make the best “Instagram boyfriend” of all time. He’s already willing to put himself in risky positions to get the right angle. He knew he had to stand up to take this shot because he needed to be at eye level to ensure that there was no double chin potential. He’s insanely aware while still in diapers. Incredible.

Just head is probably the most awkward couple portrait that you’ll ever see, no props necessary.