Social Media Couples That Literally No One Wants To Be Like

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Couple pictures like these circulate the internet with a strong consensus of captions that range from “couple goals” to “find you someone who can do this”. This is not couple goals in any way, shape or form. If I’m the guy, I’m constantly worried I’m going to drop her on her head and do some serious spinal cord damage. If I’m the girl, I’m worried about passing out after all the blood in my body rushes to my head.

A couple just ahead attempted to make tampons really cute. Did they succeed? Find out soon.