People Who Woke Up Late, Dragged Themselves Into Work, And Put In The Minimum Amount Of Effort

Ah, Makes Sense

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Notice: as a result of a recent closure, the patio is currently not open because it is closed due to not being open. The sign is up due to it not being down, and the air is cold because it is not warm.

Whoever made this sign needs to be reacquainted with the concept of causality.