People Who Risked It All And Surprisingly Made It Out OK

The Kiss Is Worth The Facial Reconstructive Surgery

This is like when bae is mad at you so you overcompensate by being overly affectionate. You might as well be kissing a crocodile on the lips with how snappy they’ll probably be with you. Next time you know not to take your significant other to a TGI Fridays when they specifically asked for a McFillet at the local watering hole (Mcdonald’s).