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Taking One Fry Is Within The Margin Of Error, Marco

This is the definition of mistrust. If you have to count the exact amount of fries in your leftovers, a) you have way too much time on your hands and b) just NO. Marco needs to chill on the threats to someone’s life just because they steal one fry. A realistic punishment would be a flick to the cheek or something.