People Who Refuse To Let Go No Matter What The Cost
Let it go already.
It's hard enough to get rid something you've had for so long. The second it's no longer usable, you have to throw it away. But it can be hard to move on. You're so used to having something like headphones through so many years that you refuse to buy new ones. Yes, there are people out there who have a hard time letting go like they just got out of a long relationship. Either way, these people will make you move onto the next one.
Watch Out For Teletubbies
How creeped out would you be if you saw your friend with this? I mean, no one should still own this disturbing watch from their childhood. Sure, you might try to pawn it off a little ways down the road, but that's nothing compared to owning dolls of Woody and Buzz.
Payphones Aren't Extinct Just Yet
Much like dinosaurs, payphones are slowly becoming extinct. But for this particular phone, it continues to exist for the sake of future generations. It's hanging to dear life considering there is duct tape on the handle itself. You know what though, this would make for one hilarious history lesson in school.
Favorite Glass Breaks
Glad to see I'm not the only one who has a favorite glass. Even if it comes out busted from the dishwasher, this is more heartbreaking than anything else. Now you have to go out and find a new favorite glass.
Saving Facial Hair
Please, for the love of God, don't show us a painting of a brown circle using that facial hair. Not even artists would be 'creative' enough to paint something this stupid. Honestly, you aren't making friends by doing this. Some people are just weirder than others.
The Students Love Jerry
Don't tell your students you think Jerry from iCarly is cute. Chances are if you do, you'll get the nicest gift from your class. Of course, they had to deal with your nonsense for a whole year, so why not thank the teacher with a cake of Jerry.
Broken Shot Glass
Well, that's the best way to break your favorite shot glass. It lines up perfectly with Homer Simpson's scream. Hopefully, they can replace this glass with a new one, maybe with one of Homer enjoying a beer.
Let The Hurt Go
Not sure how an eight-year-old is expecting to get text messages in return. Wait, considering the world we live in today, kids under the age of 10 probably own a cell phone. Anyway, this is a friendly reminder to let silly things like this remain in the past and buried in the trash.
Chip On The Shoulder
If you really have it in for people, this tattoo probably suits you. It's a clear indication you won't take anything from anybody. Also, having a chip on your shoulder has its pros and cons. But for now, this guy will have that chip for the remainder of his life.
That's My Friend!
Oh man, could you imagine if this was Tigger from Winnie the Pooh? Funerals would be planned left, right and center. Luckily, the tiger on the stretcher is just a fake one as this zoo practices for what would happen if a tiger actually escaped.
Orange You Glad I Kept These Since 2007?
Who keeps oranges since 2007? This individual sure does! Apparently, they just love the fruit too much so they collected one over the years. Little do they know that if you keep an orange for an extended period of time, there's a good chance your house will start to smell like something died.
The Struggle Is Real
Thanks to Apple releasing headphones with no cords, this person doesn't have to worry about long cords on headphones. It's painful enough to reach into your pocket when the cord is just interfering with you trying to select a song. Whoever kept these headphones, god bless you for hanging one through the struggle.
Good Luck On That Exam
The moment you hit a dear, you can bet dad jokes are coming. Sure, it might be a dark joke, but it's kind of funny. How exactly will this girl focus on her exam after doing something so bad?
Can We Go Home Now?
Every single girl knows about this struggle. You and your hubby walk around Best Buy until he sees no one playing NBA 2K18. Look at her reaction though, she just wants to leave but he's fully into it. I guess somebody won't be having some fun in the bedroom tonight.
Tinder Game Struggle
When meeting people face-to-face isn't enough, there's Tinder. Well, the dating app is kind of like meeting someone for the first time — if they respond back to your message that is. This guy clearly played it off perfectly since he's moving onto the next one faster than Taylor Swift.
Hoarding Old Computers For Fun
Hoarders, this one is for you. Someone had these computers long before the kids came, but I'm pretty sure no one will buy this... maybe if you cleaned it up a bit.
Hello, Motto
These cellphones were the highlight of anyone's life from 2005-2007. There's a good chance some people still own these phones because of how slick they were. If these phones make a comeback one day, let me know, my old one is still in my bedroom closet.
Finding Your Favorite Toy
It sucks when man's best friend can't find their favorite toy, only to find it a year later, probably buried inside the couch. Either way, this dog has found new life with their football. That face describes any dog who's ready to let loose when their owners play fetch with them.
Old School iPod
Do you still have this? Good, keep it. This is the very first iPod that came out, changing the way we listen to music. It's amazing to see how far Apple has come since this was released. There's a good chance that the music might play too.
Don't Tell Your Girl
This is every girl's nightmare come to life. They won't get over it and they'll be more upset than Rose in Titanic. For someone who doesn't bother going to Starbucks much, you could imagine the panic people would be in once the pumpkin spiced latte ran out.
When You Can't Be Elsa
Whatever these girls did, their dad has claimed the dress of Elsa. The girls probably got into a fight over who wanted to be who after watching the movie countless times. Let's hope this didn't end up happening on Halloween, or else the 'Let It Go' song will be on repeat all night long.
