People Who Are So Trashy They Have Raccoons Feeling Jealous

Anyone Need An Uber?

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This Uber would be driven by a man named Darryl who has beard hairs that are longer than the hair on his head.

He wouldn’t stop complaining about how many bad drivers are in your city and say “I’m not racist, but..” before every sentence that was 100% racist. In other words, if this Uber pulls up — run.