People Who Are Drowning In Deceit As Their House Of Lies Caves In

“Sorry I’m Late, I Hit Really Bad Traffic”

This is the excuse that’s used almost everytime you’re late for an appointment or meeting. Traffic just happened to be absolutely awful at 2 pm on a Sunday. This dude forgot reflections exist and decided to post this “stuck in traffic” selfie, which promptly backfired. Looks like an open road to me, dude.