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Can we just talk about the fact that if you bring out a pack of gum in front of anyone, it apparently is an invite for them to ask for a piece? It’s like gum is going out of stock across the entire country every time a pack is seen in public. The litmus test for if you’re really friends with someone should be asking them for a piece of gum. If they say “this is my last piece” then they’re not your friend.