Just A Gentle Reminder That Men Would Literally Crumble If They Didn’t Have Women

It’s 2018, and we’re still working towards equality between the sexes. Which is wild when you stop to consider the fact that Napoleon wouldn’t have conquered all that land unless Josephine was there to buy him his favorite breakfast food. God forbid he buy his own groceries.

I’m not saying women are better than men. I am saying it’s a bit curious that men can’t even handle having a cold. Thanos needed to find six magical stones to destroy half the universe. But all women need to do to destroy half the population is to stop babysitting them and leave them to their own devices.

Who Knew Pouring Liquid Into A Bathtub Could Go Wrong

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Anyone who has seen the episode of Friends where Chandler discovers bubble baths know that for some reason, men are rarely introduced to them. It explains why they can’t even figure out how to start one.

Men will submerge their bodies in ice baths but refuse to pour a glass of wine, grab some chocolate, and relax.