If You Understand These Puns, Congrats! You Are The Father!

And I’m Still Single

toilet engaged

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You know that your life is in shambles when you get jealous of a toilet having a better love life than you.

In an age where every social media feed is flooded with engagement, weddings, babies, and divorces, it’s good to know that literally anyone can make it in this world, and so can you!