20 Hilarious Truths That Every Slimming World Member Can Relate To

You own 38 recipe books and have not cooked a single thing from any of them.

When you join Slimming World, you’re not only embarking on a journey of incredible weight loss- you’re also joining a secret society with it’s own code words and it’s own random selection of products.

Life is hard and sometimes all you want to do is feast on an 18 inch pizza and a tub of Ben & Jerry’s to yourself without the guilt of knowing that you’re consuming two weeks worth of ‘syns’ in one sitting. You’re desperate to look like you did when you were 18, but equally you live for cheese and carbs. What’s a gal to do?

If you have taken the plunge and decided to head down to your local community centre for your weekly dose of humiliation, then hopefully you’ll be able to relate to all of these hilarious Slimming World truths. If not, and you’re naturally skinny and can eat what you want- then please be aware that we’re painfully jealous and we hate you.

1) You secretly want to punch the one member who actually lost weight over Christmas in the face

The epitome of smugness. Who loses weight over the holidays? As she’s going through her ‘speed food’ filled diary, you have vivid flashbacks to yourself on Christmas day- rolling around on the floor in agony because you ate 14 sausages and a giant chocolate reindeer in the space of 20 minutes.