19 Hilarious Things That Have Happened Whilst Giving Birth

7)“I was totally out of it and kept saying how good it felt to have the doctor’s fingers inside me over and over again.”

“My partner told me this happened during our son’s birth, but I honestly have no proper memory. Apparently, right before I started pushing, the doctor came to see how dilated I was. As she put her fingers inside me I said, “Oh, that feels so good”, in the porniest voice possible. I remember feeling very uncomfortable and sweaty, and the doctor’s fingers were very cold, so it was more about being “refreshed” rather than sexually stimulated. Nonetheless, I kept saying how good it felt to have the doctors fingers inside me over and over again while the doctor and nurse would give each other awkward glances. My partner wanted to crawl into a hole and die.”