18 Things Every Parent Secretly Does. #11 Is GENIUS
4) We tell our own abridged version of a bedtime stories

“Once upon a time there was a girl called Cinderella *turns page*… She had to do a lot of house work *turns page*… a fairy godmother gave her a pretty dress to go to ball and turned the mice into horses *turns page*… she lost her glass slipper *turns page* The end!” Right, bedtime!