14 Things Women Do During Sex When They Think You’re Not Looking

I mean, you can’t always have your head in the game…

Men will obviously assume that when we’re having sex with them, all we’re thinking about is ‘how great they are!’ ‘how great this is!’ and ‘how large they are!!’. But us women know that’s a load of arrogant baloney. Half of them don’t realise that we spend a good chunk of time out of the moment and in our heads. We’re wondering about how we look, what you’re doing and more importantly, what’s for dinner. If only they knew…

Ladies, I’m afraid they’re about to find out. I’m gonna expose us for what we really think about during sex. Because girls, 2018 is the year of the woman! And I say from now on, we don’t have to pretend to be anything other than ourselves in the bedroom! Even if we are gross and strange and weird…

So without further ado, let’s let the world know what we’re thinking under the sheets…

1. We sneak a look at our phones

I’m not talking about picking it up during the act. More just looking over at the screen. We know we shouldn’t check our phones in the middle of sex, and believe me, we try to resist. But when you’re not being satisfied (or you’re done) and that phone light flashes, we are obviously going to take a sneaky glance. It could be the bestie, after all.