We’ve all been on one terrible date at least.
They’re awkward and something I dread.
Dating shouldn’t be so painfully complicated and awkward, should it?
Some unfortunate women share the reasons why they turned down a second date.
Went to the bathroom and sent me a text, asking if he could kiss me.
Put on a red clown nose and started jazz scatting instead of talking. I will never know why.
Met a guy online and agreed to meet him at a restaurant. He was waiting for me in the parking lot. I barely had time to get out of my car before he was shoving his tongue down my throat. I went ahead with the date chalking it up to exuberance. Afterward he sent me a long email about how excited his whole family was for us and he couldn’t wait to get married. I let him know real quick that wasn’t happening. Then, his twin sister calls me begging to give him another chance.
Grabbed my steering wheel because he didn’t like the route I was taking to drop him back off at his house.
He told me he’d gotten into a fist fight every day for the past month and that he had a knife fight with a homeless person the day before. Otherwise, he was very interesting and well spoken, but suffice it to say we did not have a second date.
Sat down at the table and very deliberately placed is wallet overflowing with cash and his rolex next his plate. Told me he’d take me shopping, so I’d start dressing like a woman.