Kids do and say the weirdest things.
Kids have a tendency to do things they’re not meant to. Like walking in on their mom and dad while they’re ‘wrestling’, or saying something they shouldn’t to strangers.
Here are some of the worst things parents have ever caught their children doing.
Not embarrassing but once when I was in the shower my four year old yanked the curtain open and asked me why I had hair on my penis.
When I tried to tell him that I don’t have a penis because I’m female he asked me if it was my butt. Try explaining that girls don’t have front butts or a penis while standing naked in the shower with the door wide open.
Finally I just told him he’d have hair on his butt one day and he cried and ran away.
When I was little I saw my mom in the shower and she just had a landing strip of hair. I was like 6 so I didn’t know how puberty worked. So I was convinced that I must be a boy because my mom just had a brown line and I looked different than her. I remember trying to figure out when everybody was going to admit I was really a boy.
The first time I saw a penis was my little cousin. I was older than him by a few years and he was just a baby but I was convinced that I would someday grow a penis too and that sex was people tying their penises together. I was worried when I never actually grew a penis, now I’m 28 and I know better.