Explaining what you do for a living is always complicated.
Trying to find an accurate way of explaining it is always tricky and often leaves you sounding uninterested in your job.
One way of getting around this is simple. Just explain your job as bad as you can.
It takes the edge off.
Don’t believe me? Why don’t you see for yourself?
I wonder if she works in the postal industry…
drive around in a van, breaking road traffic laws, picking up strangers and giving them drugs. #badlyexplainyourjob
— Osboc (@Osboc_) March 31, 2017
Is that even legal?
I shoot men, women, children and animals. Often all at the same time. #badlyexplainyourjob
— Photography by Gwen (@PhotobyGwen) April 1, 2017
She must be an incredible shot!
— The Witney Gardener (@WitneyGardener) March 31, 2017
I hope he’s a gardener!