Have you ever wished karma would work its magic in front of you?
I know I’ve done it a few times every so often when people deserve a little reminder that karma always pays you back.
Here are a few brilliant cases where people witnessed perfect cases of instant karma.
Stuck in bumper to bumper traffic on the highway. Slow as hell. Some older lady in a BMW is driving like a total jerk. Trying to weave through traffic, cutting people off, driving down the shoulder and cutting back in. Just being super rude.
Finally she decides she’s had enough and speeds off down the shoulder and then tries to cut over a median onto the feeder road. Unfortunately for her, the median is just a bit too high and she high-centers herself in glorious fashion and got completely stuck.
And we all got to drive slowly by and smugly stare at her as she stood next her car on her cell phone calling for help.
It was great.
My ex and I got into a fight and when I drove off he jumped into my window hanging off the side while I was driving. He lost his grip and I ran over him.
A group of ladies I was waiting on at a restaurant were being total turds. They ate all of their appetizer and told me it “Tasted like kaka/was effing nasty” (all of this said in front of their four year old that was climbing over the back of their booth). I didn’t give it to them for free, so when they left they dumped their leftover drinks and salsa and stuff all over the table. I didn’t catch them doing this, but before I noticed I saw one come back in and pick her phone up off the table.
So she dumped water, margarita, and salsa all over her phone. One that didn’t have a waterproof case. That felt good.