Tweets are another great way to get out a good thought and perhaps make people laugh in the process. For that reason, we picked out 33 of the most hilarious Tweets to entertain you with. Take a look at some of these and see if you can find the humor in them like we did:
1. Hmmm… he needs to recheck his priorities.
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
— wint (@dril) September 29, 2013
2. This is so true!
most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
— Cohen KING OF GHOSTS (@skullmandible) December 12, 2013
3. They move so fast! I would love a horse tornado as well.
How much for the horse tornado?
Sir, that's a carousel.
I must have it.
— ••• (@funeralhymns) February 27, 2013
4. He needs to double check this word.
Boy do I love sex. Really love putting my penis into some *looks at smudged writing on hand* verguba
— ♡ brian essbe ♡ (@SortaBad) August 5, 2014
5. How could they NOT notice this?
4 months ago i quietly left 57 dvds of 'click' at my parents' house and they've still never noticed or mentioned it pic.twitter.com/j864rH9eG8
— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) November 28, 2013
6. The truth is a funny thing.
Ladies call me Subway because I've got low quality meat and lie about being 6 inches
— FLAC Lives Matter (@mattytalks) January 8, 2012
7. Yeah, that was too much! Hilarious!
Sorry I yelled "killin' it" when your mom was eating that banana.
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) January 7, 2013
8. You’re never gonna get her that way!
when i was 7 i had a crush on a girl in my class & didnt know how to deal w it so I wrote her a letter that just said "get out of my school"
— lindsey (@Lindzeta) January 15, 2013
"Ha ha ha! Terrific!" – Mitt Romney, every time Jar Jar Binks appears on screen
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 5, 2012
10. Damned if they do, damned if they don’t.
The Roomba vacuum cleaner just beat me to a piece of popcorn I dropped on the floor & this is how the war against the machines begins.
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) November 30, 2013
11. Yep, grandma is not good for the rep.
hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it
— chuuch (@ch000ch) October 19, 2013