No one’s every said that marriage is easy, and if they have, don’t listen to them. They have no idea what they’re talking about.
Marriage is like running a three-legged race for the rest of your lives.
You’ve got to learn how to walk and do things all over again, but this time as a couple.
You find yourself tripping up more.
But, what matters most, is how you pick yourself back up. That’s what matters.
As long as you have love and laughter in your marriage, those falls won’t hurt as much.
Here are some hilarious tweets about married life that will make you laugh out loud.
Wife: I'm going to wine down
Me: You mean wind down
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) March 20, 2017
Drinking good wine after a hard day of work is a wife’s idea of heaven…
"You see, when a man loves a woman very, very much, he makes her coffee," I explain to my kids while looking at my husband.
— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) February 17, 2017
Unfortunately, her husband made her tea instead of coffee…
WIFE: the dishwasher still needs to be emptied
ME: oh I didn’t realize
MICROWAVE: he knew
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) March 16, 2017
I hate it when the household objects grass you up.
Wife: *breathy whisper* Do you want to take my shirt off?
Me: *breathy whisper* I'm not wearing your shirt
— Zack (@Mr_Kapowski) April 10, 2017
I hate it when my husband wears my favorite shirt. He stretches it out!