15 Things You’ll Only Understand If You Hate Mornings

15 Things You’ll Only Understand If You Hate Mornings


I’m not much of a morning person. I hate them, and I hate the fact that I have to deal with them every single day for the rest of my life.

How rubbish is that?

I know I’m not alone in my hatred of mornings, so here is a list dedicated to my fellow morning haters.



There are two kinds of morning haters. Real morning haters (people like us) and fake morning haters. These are the kind of people who say things like this… “OH, look at me, I’m so cute, I can’t stand mornings!!!!!”


Waking up in the morning is very traumatizing, especially when you’ve not had coffee.


Coffee is the source of your power….


You wake up every morning and (no matter the time) it’s the worst part of your day.


You know it’s impossible to look even remotely cute in the morning. You look like a foul, disgusting, vengeful, empty sack of a person as if your soul has not yet entered your body – because honestly, it hasn’t.


Nothing is worth getting out of bed for. Not even the house is on fire.


Going back to bed and sleeping is your main goal of the day.



Making early morning plans is never a good idea with us is never a good idea.


You constantly question if going to work is really worth it…


Getting up straight away is a strange and rare occurrence. You’ll look back on it and think of it as a nice but odd day.

“I remember that one time I got out of bed right away when I was 14. What a great day it was.”


What is breakfast?


Waking up brings you down. You sit in bed thinking about your life, the world, your job, and realising everything is terrible!


You don’t respond to text messages or calls before 10 am at the earliest. You need time to wake up.


Relationships are wonderful unless one of them is a morning person. Trying to sleep when they make you an amazing cup of tea is so annoying!


You’ve probably shared your love for melodrama whenever your partners had to get you up earlier than you would have liked.

Being a morning hater is hard, and will never get easier. But it certainly makes for an entertaining morning, that’s for sure!

Feel free to share your morning hater habits in the COMMENTS, and don’t forget to SHARE this with your friends and family!