Animals are the greatest thing in the world. However, what would we say if they could understand us?!
1. “The broom and vacuum dont move by themselves, they are perfectly safe to walk by. Also cars will kill you so can you please develop a fear of them like you do the vacuum and broom handle?”
2. “Stop crying, I already fed you and this is my food.”
3. “I love you. STOP BARKING IT IS JUST THE NEIGHBOR. Thanks for being good to the kids. I love you.”