Sure, we can laugh at it, but that doesn’t stop it from being difficult!
1. If the wife said she didn’t want cheese and crackers, then this is totally valid.
Me: Look, I love you, But I made exactly the amount of cheese & crackers I want to eat right now.
Wife: But I only…
Me: EXACTLY the amount
— keith (@tchrquotes) 4 November 2014
2. Sure, you’ve got to keep things fresh, but it’s important you keep things functional as well.
keeping our marriage fresh/exciting via texts pic.twitter.com/XB3dktiSnA
— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) 16 January 2016
3. I accuse my girlfriend of doing stuff like this all the time.
“So. When did you break the toaster?!”
— ReeseButCallMeV (@ReeseButCallMeV) 21 January 2016