15 Horrifying Dating Stories That’ll Make You Glad Your Not Dating

15 Horrifying Dating Stories That’ll Make You Glad Your Not Dating


Dating is a tricky thing to manage.

There are some people who manage it with ease, and some people who don’t.

But regardless who we are, we’ve all had a bad date.

Bad dates are like spots, we all get them at some point in our lives.

It’s hard to deal with these terrible dates, but sometimes you’ve got to keep your head up and hope that it’ll soon be over.

Here are a few terrifying dating horror stories that could put you off Tinder for life.

“I went on a date with a guy who drummed in a KISS tribute band. The first thing he did was give me drugstore perfume, a shirt with a picture of his band on it, and some business cards, ‘in case my friends want his band to play.’ Then literally everything he talked about was KISS: How he liked Daft Punk because they protect their anonymity with helmets like KISS did, how his Facebook page isn’t his actual name, it’s his KISS name, so he can keep it ‘authentic.’“


“I was getting back into dating when I agreed to get coffee with this guy. He told me 15 minutes in that he’d broken up with his ex because she asked to sleep without his cats in bed. He said, ‘I told her the cats were there first, so she should go.’ Then he invited me to his apartment for dinner and told me — very seriously — that his cat would let him know if he could date me or not. I had my sister text me that she needed me for something ASAP.”



“I planned an OKCupid date with this guy, but he didn’t show up until hours after we’d originally said we’d meet. We ate and went to my house, and he turned on my PS4 to play God Of War by himself, demanding I rub his back while he played. Then he went to my bathroom and after 15 minutes, I heard loud-ass poop sounds. This continued for 45 minutes until finally he came out like nothing happened. I said I was getting tired, hoping he’d leave, but he suggested we take a nap. I just lay there while he fell dead asleep.”


“I met this guy from online to go for a walk. We stopped to admire the scenery, and out of nowhere he started LICKING MY FACE. I just froze. We continued walking — why didn’t I run away, you ask? I was young and stupid — and it happened again! We finally came to a bench and I sat on the opposite side in fear that I was going to be licked again. As I thought of an escape plan, I heard a strange noise. He was full on masturbating. In a public park. I don’t think I’ve ever run as fast as I did that day.”


“We were supposed to go to brunch, but when he came to pick me up, he said we were going to church. I’m not a religious person, but he guaranteed that we’d get food after. I’d done the church-after-a-sleepover as a kid, so I thought, hey, no big deal. Well at church he introduced me to his whole family as his girlfriend — I mean parents, cousins, even grandparents. He kept asking if I wanted to make out throughout the service. Finally, when it was over, he took me to ‘brunch’: Stale doughnuts served for the youth group.”

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