15 Crazy Things People Have Overheard People Saying In Their Sleep
People who talk in their sleep are terrifying. I know, because my girlfriend tells me every morning.
1. “My younger brother had a complete dialogue of an encounter at a McDonald’s drive-thru, both as the customer and the cashier.
I woke him up immediately afterwards because I wanted details and he said the McDonald’s was in Atlantis.”
2. “I was awake playing a video game, and suddenly my significant other sits straight up in bed, eyes closed. He points at the foot of the bed and says, ‘Malfunction!’
Then lies back down and goes back to sleep. “
3. “My girlfriend claims I said this. ‘The specific heat of water is unusually high.’
It has been two years since I took any kind of physics course, and I don’t have much of an interest in thermodynamics.”
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