Tabloid photos of celebrity parents make it look like anyone who’s ever cracked the A-List finds parenthood stupidly easy. Seeing those photos can make you wonder what you’re doing wrong, after all, if Angelina finds it so easy, why don’t I? Well, newsflash! Just because their photographs are perfect, it doesn’t mean they’re not finding parenting as crazy and messy as the rest of us! Here are 12 tweets from celebrities who know that being a parent is messy, crazy and totally unpredictable!
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) September 3, 2015
Anna Faris is probably thinking life was easier when she was a House Bunny. Nothing prepares you for having to clean up after a toddler who’s peed himself. Nothing.
just tried 2do yoga class w/ a 6 wk old.even dressed her in buddha onesie thinking it'd keep her calm. wrong. so wrong. no dwnwrd dog 4 me:)
— P!nk (@Pink) July 19, 2011
Sorry Pink, but you’re not going to be getting that kind of quiet again for a while! Although it will be a real show of strength when you can do the warrior pose with a toddler hanging off of one arm.
Having an infant son alerts me to the fact that every man, at one point, has peed on his own face. #awesome
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) April 24, 2014
I don’t think I’ll look at any man in the same way again. Even Brad Pitt.
I’d like to change the superpower I would like to have to the ability to clean up my house faster than my kids can mess it up. Thank you.
— alyson hannigan (@alydenisof) October 18, 2014
Maybe you should have learned a thing or two when you were in Buffy, Alyson. Being a witch could have been really helpful when it comes to picking up after kids!
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) September 4, 2011
That’s a good one, I’m totally using that. More ice cream for me!
— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) December 25, 2012
Just wait until the kiddo discovers the box the train set came in. New favourite toy for life!
Me (annoyed, sternly to my 3-yr-old daughter: "Please stop hitting me in the head with Aurora." Her: "Ok, but can you give her a high-5?"
— Tony Hawk (@tonyhawk) July 15, 2011
It doesn’t matter how many video games have your name on them, getting hit in the head with a Disney Princess is what happens when you become a dad.
"It's 8:30am & I've already gotten into 5 fights" – thugs, and parents of toddlers
— Nicole Richie (@nicolerichie) January 14, 2013
That’s what you get for suggesting your child should put on pants.
what up! been buried in diapers, but having a blast… btw, don't piss my little girl off — she's got great aim and projectile poo.
— schwim (@DavidSchwimmer) June 23, 2011
Oh Ross, I hope you didn’t tell Monica about all this projectile poo. I think she’d have a heart attack!
My daughter & I accidentally busted in on my husband in the bathroom & he got mad which is funny since I HAVEN'T PEED ALONE IN 7 YEARS.
— Busy Philipps (@Busyphilipps25) December 8, 2015
Even in Cougar Town, the second you have a baby you’re saying goodbye to your private peeing privileges for at least a few years.
Had no idea a baby ghost was called a "morn ". 3 year old info pic.twitter.com/chINzn05Ef
— christina applegate (@1capplegate) November 20, 2014
Well, you learn something new every day. I just hope Christina didn’t pierce her baby girl’s ears without permission like she did to poor Emma in Friends!
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) January 5, 2016
Being a Disney Princess is easy, being a Mom is hard! Let’s see if Princess Anna’s husband agrees…
— dax shepard (@daxshepard1) December 29, 2015
Well, lucky for #dadbeast he doesn’t have to fight his way up to Elsa’s snow castle with two kids under 3!
My daughter's only 6 months old and already drawing. I'd hang it on the fridge but honestly, it's absolute garbage.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 19, 2015
Trust Dadpool to pull no punches when it comes to raising his kids!
It just occurred to me that the majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish…
— Carrie Underwood (@carrieunderwood) April 30, 2016
If I had a dollar for every half eaten fish stick or french fry I’d finished off I’d be rich enough to hire Carrie Underwood to perform at my birthday party!
Not so glamorous after all, is it? I don’t know about you, but I’m currently considering myself lucky that I don’t have to be a Mom and also deal with the paparazzi too! Now I’m gonna have to go, I’ve got to teach a certain toddler that this is not how you play basketball…