The world is filled with jerks, and sometimes you manage to come up with or overhear the perfect come back. This is a list of 18 people who did just that!
1. A girl at work had to get glasses and one of out regulars comes in and says “aw man you should take those off you look way better without them” and she goes “yeah you look way better without them too.” I thought that was pretty clever.
2. My mom used to own a hair salon right next to a bar. One night she and a lady who worked for her were closing up the salon and walking in the parking lot and a drunk guy yelled, “Hey baby, why don’t you come over here and sit on my face?” My mom’s employee didn’t miss a beat and said, “Why? Is your nose bigger than your junk?” He was not pleased.
3. “If you look up gullible in the dictionary, you’ll find a picture of you.”
“Yeah, well at least my dictionary doesn’t have pictures, you jerk.”